A kitty whipping can be defined as your cat's conversion of you into a their personal slave. It doesn't take long to become kitty whipped and, in most cases, you don't even realize that it is happening to you. Just one day you noticed that you're available at your cat's every beckoning call and you can't help but serve them.
How a Kitty Whipping Occurs
Sure, that kittens adorable and, yes, they have a certain way with your heart, as they are these defenseless balls of fur and all. Or, so we think. So, how do we fall under this spell of theirs? Well, each kitten has its own way, it's own little spell that it casts. Some might tempt you with a sweet little meow and a paw to the face. Others might just curl up in your lap and fall asleep. Either way, they're casting the "I'm a cute little kitty" spell on you and it's not long until you've become a victim.
Now, it doesn't stop here. Have you ever been cooking dinner and a little kitty starts to climb your leg? Well, that's one of the many clues that tells you they want up on the counter to see what's going on. Pretty much, wherever you go and whatever you do, your kitty is there and telling you in his or her own way exactly what they want you to do.
Don't even think about a quick little pet and turning back to what you were doing. No, that only means they will climb your leg and get their way because there's no way you can handle the pain of sharp little claws on your legs without just lifting them up.
The next step in the kitty whipping is when you feel little beady eyes staring you down no matter what you're doing or where you are. You turn around and there they are, sitting there and just blankly staring at you. You fall asleep and get the feeling of being stared at so you open your eyes and there they are, sitting there and staring you down.
Kitty Manipulation
These first few stages of getting whipped by a kitty is just the beginning. As they get older, they continue to put spells on you. For instance, you might be getting a snack and feel a little kitty caressing your legs and whipping his tail around you.
Then you turn around and your little kitty is rolling around on the floor just begging for a belly scratch. There are so many little moves your kitty will put on you and no matter how you slice it, it all boils down to kitty whipping and human enslavement.
It's hard to confess that you've been kitty whipped, but one thing is for sure, if you sleep in an extra hour because you're kitty curled up next to you and started purring or if you find yourself making a tuna sandwich and dishing some tuna for your kitty as well, you're definitely kitty whipped.
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