Funny Cat Quotes And Facts About Cats

"Dogs come when they are called: cats take a message and get back to you later"
Mary Bly

Cats are funny and independent creatures to have around. They act sometimes like they don't care if you are around or not. You call them and they walk right past you without even looking at you. Then you can be sleeping oh so nicely and there is a cat in your face, pawing you because he wants to be petted. Yes, cats are something else.

"As every cat owner knows, nobody own a cat."

Ellen Perry Berkely

During her productive life, on female cat could have more than 100 kittens.

In 1952, a Texas Tabby named Dusty set the record by having more than 420 kittens before having her last litter at the age of 18.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Cats can see up to 120 feet away. Their peripheral vision is about 285 degrees.

"In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats."

English Proverb

32% of those who own their own home, also own at least one cat.

A cat that bites you after you have rubbed his stomach, is probably biting out of pleasure, not anger.

The oldest cat on record was Puss, from England, who died in 1039 just one day after her 36th birthday.

People who own pets live longer, have less stress, and have fewer heart attacks.

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray this cushy life to keep.

I pray for toys that look like mice,

And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,

And someone nice to scratch my back,

For windowsills all warm and bright,

For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool

And keep the secret feline rule

To NEVER tell a human that

The world is really ruled by CATS!

~ Author Unknown

"There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience."
Allen & Amy Dodd